(punk) Chaotic Dischord - Discography (6 CD) - 1983-2003, MP3, 128-320 kbps

#7771 Intro (Death To Disco) = Fucked The Pope
2 16 Pints Beautiful
3 I'm A Bastard
4 D.N.D. (Drink 'N' Drugs)
5 Clinic
6 Gender Bender Wanker
7 Abort The Royal Family
8 A Noise To Get Glued By
9 Positive Shithead
10 Wildmen And Noise
11 Blow Job
12 Fucking Fun
13 Masturbation
14 Dirty Words

#7771 Intro - Death to disco
2 I bonked the pope
3 16 pints beautiful
4 I'm a bastard
5 Drink & drugs
6 Clinic
7 Gender bender wanker
8 Abort the royal family
9 A noise to get clued by
10 Positive shithead
11 Wildmen & noise
12 Blow job
13 Fucking fun
14 Masturbation
15 Dirty words

#777#7771 Where Have All The Glueheads Gone 4:25
2 Aussie Song 1:28
3 Mrs. Meat Curtains 1:35
4 Anarchy In Harver Procter's 'Y' Fronts 2:46
5 Fuck Off Ripcord 0:05
6 Rick's Arsehole / We're Fuckin' Glad The Smiths Split Up (Work It Out Stupid) 0:52
7 Some Shit About Cricket 2:04
8 Mega Metal Death & Thunder God Grandad 2:20
9 Hey Goth Fuck Off 2:53
10 Psycho Hippy Skateboard Punx 2:58
11 Fergie's Baby Is A Dischord Baby (Trainee Fuckin' Psychopath) 2:46
12 Chip On My Shoulder 2:29
13 Berkshire Cowboy 1:21
14 Still Fuckin' Dying 2:28
15 Cunt Rock (Another Poxy Poem) 1:12
16 Vibrator Up Your Nose 2:21
17 The World Is An Empty Beer Can 2:56
18 Rape & Pillage 2:33
19 Bob & The Boys 3:46
20 Dennis Nielson (He's Alright) 2:21
21 Anarchy In The Graveyard 3:10
22 Black Beauty (The Nail Bomb Song) 1:30
23 Your Crutch Fuckin' Stinks 1:51
24 Goat Fuckin' Virgin Killerz From Hell 2:35
25 Royal Test Tube Baby 2:43
26 Railings 3:12
27 (Oh, Oh) Necrophilia 3:47
28 Chainsaw Disasters (A Poem) 2:20
29 An Ode

#7771. Fuck religion, fuck politics, fuck the lot of you! – 2.58
2. Punk aggression – 1.40
3. City claustrophobia – 1.54
4. Boy Bill – 1.35
5. Wild mohicans (for Wattie) – 1.16
6. S.O.A.C.H. – 2.47
7. Sound of music – 0.51
8. Cider ‘n’ dogs – 2.03
9. Destroy peace ‘n’ freedom – 1.33
10. Boring bastards – 1.04
11. Shadow – 2.08
12. Anti-Christ – 1.38
13. ’77 in ’82 (what’s it got to do with you?) – 2.55
14. And there wuz cows – 1.33
15. Alternative culture – 1.30
16. Loud, tuneless, ‘n’ thick (Ugly’s too good for you!) – 2.27
“Don’t throw it all away”
17. Great rock’n’roll swindle – 4.30
18. Don’t throw it all away – 4.23
19. Stab your back – 1.03
20. Sausage, beans & chips – 1.11
21. Who killed E.T.? (I killed the fucker) – 1.18
22. Hole doc. Martens – 1.03
23. Anarchy in Woolworth – 1.36
24. Batcave Benders meet the Alien Durex machine – 2.13
1-16 - Fuck religion... LP - 1983 (c)
17-24 - dON'T THROW ... 12" lp (c)

#7771. Fuck the world
2. You’re gonna die
3. Sold out to the G.P.O.
4. Glue accident
5. Eat thy neighbor
6. Anarchy in Woolworths
7. Loud, tuneless, ‘n’ thick (ugly’s too good for you!)
8. Life of Brian
9. Never trust a friend
10. Are students safe?
11. Popstars
12. I am the sturgeon
13. Fuck off & die
14. Stab your back
15. You bastards can’t push us around
16. Cliff
17. Fuck religion, fuck politics, fuck the lot of you!
18. Revolting things make me happy
19. Anarchy in Macy’s
20. Family man
21. Refugee
22. Get off my fucking allotment
23. He tried to hammer home religion (so they nailed him down)
24. What the fuck’s going on?
25. I’ve got a headache (aaaargh!)
26. Someone’s nicked my Giro
27. Giro rides again
28. You’re the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen
29. Who the fuck are you!
30. Fuck New York
31. Fuck the world
1-16 - Now That's What I Call A Fucking Racket! 1985 (c)
17-31 - Live in NYC] 1984 (c)

#7771 Fuck the world
2 You're gonna die
3 Sold out to the GPO
4 Accident
5 Never trust a friend
6 Popstars
7 Are students safe
8 Great rock'n'roll swindle
9 Don't throw it all away
10 Stab your back
11 Sausage beans & chips
12 Who killed E.T.
13 22 doc hole Martens
14 Anarchy in Woolworths
15 Batcave benders
16 Fuck politics fuck religion fuck the lot of you
17 Punk aggression
18 City claustrophobia
19 Boy Bill
20 W2ild mohicans
21 S.O.A.H.C.
22 Sound of music
23 Cider n dogs
24 Destroy peace n freedom
25 Boring bastards
26 Shadow
27 Antic Christ
28 77 in 82
29 And there wuz cows
30 Alternative culture
31 Lone tuneless n thick

Chaotic Dischord's line-up consisted of Ampex (Igor, bass), Evo Stix (Shane Baldwin of Vice Squad, drums), Ransid (aka Bambi, vocals), and Pox (Dave Bateman of Vice Squad, guitars). The band originally formed to parody the pointlessness of many of the generic 'crusty' second-wave punk bands that had been signed to Riot City Records, but ironically became one of the label's best-selling acts. After an argument with Riot City boss Simon Edwards, in which Bateman and Baldwin claimed they could knock out something on the same lines as some of these bands 'in ten minutes', the band later went away and recorded "Glue Accident". They submitted the track under the name Chaotik Dischord, via a friend to Edwards who was looking for bands for his forthcoming Riotous Assembly compilation LP. To avoid Edwards learning their true identity they claimed that Vice Squad were friends of theirs and that they would only deal with them. It apparently "scared the pants off" Edwards, and he included the track on the album, mis-spelling their name as Chaotic Dischord, which would stick as the spelling from then on.[3] Edwards eventually discovered the true identity of the band, but by then they were selling records in sufficient numbers to carry on.
Chaotic Dischord's brand of punk was aimed at shocking and insulting whoever they could, with one reviewer claiming that the band's aim was to use the word "fuck" more often than any other band before or after.[4] The band had several hits on the UK Indie Chart, and were received positively by many critics. United States hardcore punk fanzine Maximum Rock 'n' Roll, unaware of the band's true identity, gave the band several positive reviews despite a dislike for Vice Squad.[2] Attila The Stockbroker, writing for Sounds under the pseudonym John Opposition gave their Fuck Religion... album 5 stars.
The band recorded a one-off EP, Back On The Piss Again, under the name Sex Aids, with Igor on vocals.
When Beki Bondage left Vice Squad, Igor also departed, and despite his desire to stay with Chaotic Dischord, was sacked from the band. Bondage and Igor retaliated by releasing an album along with Mik Heslin (guitar) and Steve Roberts (drums) credited to Chaotic Dischord titled Fuck Off You Cunt, What a Load of Bollocks, which Baldwin claims is a 'bogus' Chaotic Dischord record that he has never even heard. The album was recorded over three nights and was done in the true punk rock spirit: The musicians improvised the backing tracks on the first night, Beki added vocals the second night without having heard the music previously, and the mixing was done by engineer Paul Gadd with the rest of CD collapsed on the settee on the third night. When the band arrived, he asked,"How do you want this to sound?" The response was, "A pile of shit." The album was released on Syndicate records and sold well; the band made nothing on it.
The band released the Live In New York album in 1984 despite never actually playing a gig. When the Riot City label closed down, the band moved to Not Very Nice, continuing to release records, including three more albums. They eventually got bored with what was essentially the same joke, and split up in 1988 when Bambi's tool hire business took off.
Baldwin later said of the band, "Of course it was a joke, and we were actually quite disturbed when so many people took it seriously!"